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    With a little help from… Dan

    March 7th, 2008 . by contemptster

    While Dan Watches GFX
    Dan Mug ShotEveryone has a creepy co-worker. At Contemptster World Headquarters it’s Dan. You may recognize him from the photo in Creepy, Lurking Office Creep. Adding Dan and his creepy stare to any situation automatically makes that situation seem somehow dirty. Go ahead, add the words “…while Dan watches” to the end of any sentence and you’ll see what we mean. In this segment, we hope to prove that Dan’screepiness needn’t be confined to the office. He can sully any scenario under the sun just by his sheer presence alone.

    Here’s the original creepy Dan photo. This actually happened in our office.
    Creepy, Lurking Office Creep
    And here’s the Beatles album cover you wanted to see Dan ruin:
    Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band poses for a picture… while Dan watches.
    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and Dan



    Dan will be back soon to make you feel dirty inside. Which beloved animated series do you want Dan to defile?

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    Creepy, Lurking Office Creep The miracle of birth...while Dan watches. Bill hugs Monica... while Dan watches. James Bond takes a dip... while Dan watches.
    All you need is love... while Dan watches.
    George W. Bush has a quiet meltdown... while Dan watches.An memorable Oscar moment... whilde Dan watches.


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