The President freaks the f*ck out
February 22nd, 2008 . by contemptster
Presidents’ Week Edition!
Everyone has a creepy co-worker. At Contemptster World Headquarters it’s Dan. You may recognize him from the photo in Creepy, Lurking Office Creep. Adding Dan and his creepy stare to any situation automatically makes that situation seem somehow dirty. Go ahead, add the words “…while Dan watches” to the end of any sentence and you’ll see what we mean. In this segment, we hope to prove that Dan’screepiness needn’t be confined to the office. He can sully any scenario under the sun just by his sheer presence alone.
Here’s the original creepy Dan photo.
And here’s the scenario you voted for, in honor of Presidents’ Week:
The President freaks the fuck out… while Dan watches.
The President freaks the fuck out… while Dan watches.
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Tasteless. You guys are fucking tasteless. Seriously, that’s why I couldn’t update the site on the road. We’re banned in many a hotel. Ironically, by the Hilton chain. I guess they are the experts on tasteless behavior.