All you need is love…
February 14th, 2008 . by contemptster
Valentine’s Day Edition!
Everyone has a creepy co-worker. At Contemptster World Headquarters it’s Dan. You may recognize him from the photo in Creepy, Lurking Office Creep. Adding Dan and his creepy stare to any situation automatically makes that situation seem somehow dirty. Go ahead, add the words “…while Dan watches” to the end of any sentence and you’ll see what we mean. In this segment, we hope to prove that Dan’screepiness needn’t be confined to the office. He can sully any scenario under the sun just by his sheer presence alone.

All you need is love…While Dan Watches.










