Inconsiderate Umbrella Walker

What? No, I don’t know where I’m going, but it’s raining and I’m keeping dry and that’s all that matters. I don’t care that I opened my wet umbrella in your crotch’s direction and now you’re wet and look like you pissed yourself.

Since my umbrella’s so big I can walk anywhere on the sidewalk and the rain can’t touch me. Watch as I walk blindly in diagonal patterns to prove it. After the rain hits my umbrella and rolls off, I don’t care where it lands as long is it isn’t on my very important clothes.

Likes: Walking slow, walking in clustered packs with others, jousting, watching the world make revolutions around me
Dislikes: Happiness and linear walking patterns

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While you’re there, check out Rude Smoker.

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