Guy Who Drives a Car with a Booming Sound System
April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster 
On behalf of my tiny, tiny penis, I would like to thank the lord Jesus for tricked out booming car sound systems. What better way to announce that I’m home from my shift at Jamba Juice than to make my neighbors think they’re facing nuclear annihilation?
And the ladies like it, too. When I pick them up, I don’t even have to come to the door to get threatened by their fathers. I can just roll up with my own personal entrance music announcing my presence.
In two years, I will have lost 70% of my hearing. You know what that means? BIGGER SPEAKERS, BOYEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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I never understood it and probably never will I do know that it drives me fucking nuts to hear that shit.
There should be a “public driving aptitude test” that the rest of us civilized folks can take. If you pass, you’re given a license to mount weaponry on your vehicle and eliminate these poor excuses for a flesh-pile.
i especially hate this guy before 12pm. I mean, really? I’m barely awake yet. i have my ipod on low soothing volume and it’s disturbing that u are pumping the bass that loud. This goes for the other train riders with ipods too….if i can hear your ipod over mine when i am 10 ft away from you? and you are listening to C&C Music Factory? Don’t wonder why i’m giving you a dirty look….
That is hilarious. I think that guy lives near me somewhere. It makes my dog start barking every time she hears bass.