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  1. Fashion Label Whore
    4 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  2. False Advertising Chick
    3 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  3. Dick Bartender
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  4. Ugly Stripper
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  5. Fat Woman in Tight Clothes
    1430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 10
  6. Excessive Cubicle Decorator
    9 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 10
  7. White Chicks and Gang Signs
    2 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 10
  8. Inconsiderate Umbrella Walker
    10 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  9. Guy Who has to Point Out that You’ve Put on Weight
    5 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  10. Pseudo Punk
    20 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 10
  11. Myspace Whore
    31 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 10
  12. Poseur
    12 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  13. Scary Sexer
    4 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  14. Guy Who Drives a Car with a Booming Sound System
    9 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 10
  15. The Bitchy to Girls Bitch
    11 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 10
  16. Public Nail Clipper
    16 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  17. Boss Who Pretends to be One of the Guys
    9 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  18. Stop and Chat
    7 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  19. Under-Enthusiastic Lover
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  20. Split the Check Jerk
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  21. Asshole Cop*
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  22. Destination Wedding Couple
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  23. Sexist, Condescending Office Prick
    1 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  24. Sport Hunter
    7 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 10
  25. Karate Guy
    6 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 10

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    Myspace Whore

    April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster

    Myspace Whore
    Wow! Another friend request from a random guy! I know I have 1,952,318 friends, but I have a feeling this guy is the one. He clearly asked to be my friend because of my personality and not the bikini picture where I’m sucking on a Popsicle and you can see part of my nipple.

    When I was younger I wasn’t very popular. The kids all called me Fatty Flatty Pig Snout. Of course that’s all changed since the stomach staples, fake boobs and nose job.

    For some reason most girls don’t want to be friends with me, but that’s probably cause they’re jealous bitches. LOL!!! Whatev! All I know is 1,952,318 horny guidos can’t be wrong!

    Hobbies/Diseases: Modeling, singing, herpes, cutting, carpel tunnel syndrome, dancing, shopping and TMJ disorder.

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    One Response to “Myspace Whore”

    1. Andrew Pasquale says:
      July 10th, 2007 at 2:55 am

      ….PRICELESS! Pretty much said what I couldnt put into words :D

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