Sexist, Condescending Office Prick

July 20th, 2007 . by contemptster

Submitted by Tambo

Hey there, cutie. You must be new around here. No? You’ve worked here longer than me and make more money? No matter, I’m still going to treat you like an intern and ignore everything you say.

You want to look at that report? That’s so cute the way you asked me for that. Well how about I just summarize it for you and save you some time. You don’t need to trouble yourself with the whole thing. I know what you’re looking for in it anyway, I’ve read it and I’m smarter than you, so I can just tell you what you need to know. Oh, you need to reprocess the data and create a new report so that the executives can …oh I’m sorry, I was distracted by that pretty little smile of yours.

Why don’t I call upstairs and see what they need and then give you what you need. Gee, did it come out that way? I didn’t mean it that way. I would never imply that. Because I’m a professional.

Now why don’t you head on back to your desk and order my lunch.

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