Split the Check Jerk
April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster 
Hey, me and a bunch of friends are going out to dinner, you should totally come along. I know you already ate, but it’ll be fun. We’ll all gorge ourselves on appetizers, lobster, steak and expensive wine and you can just order a small soup. Then the bill will come and one of us will suggest splitting it rather than everyone paying their share. It’ll come to $87 a piece. Now you have a couple options here: you can either pay the $87 or look like a cheap asshole in front of everyone. What’ll it be?
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Contempty says: Fuck you! Soup doesn’t cost $87!!! |
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