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		<title>Clobamtin Duke it Out (again)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ <div align="center" style="padding-top:0px; margin-top:0px"><a href="http://www.contemptster.com/caption-this"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2106377415_f1df23154b.jpg" width="500" height="131" alt="Caption This GFX" /></a></div>
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<strong>Click <a href="http://contemptster.com/caption-this/clobamtin-duke-it-out-again">here</a> to add your own caption to this photo of the latest Clinton/Obama debate.</strong> ]]></description>
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		<title>Coming Next Friday&#8230;</title>
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On Friday, He writes.
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		<title>Contemptster Signs Six Figure Book Deal on 1st Anniversary!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  It&#8217;s been one year since we launched this site, but finally it pays dividends. We have agreed to write a book. Thank you, Little Brown. So it took a full year as opposed to a few months like some other blogs. Big deal. Our site&#8217;s not as good, but please don&#8217;t tell that to [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion Label Whore</title>
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“You look fabulous! Who are you wearing?”
“Well, the top is Calvin. I just love Calvin.  The sunglasses are brand new Marc Jacobs. The capris I picked up at Dolce and the boots from Prada. They’re gorgeous and I just had to have them. This bag, of course, is Louis. Oh, and this is a [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Party Buzzkill</title>
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Dude, this rooftop bar is tha-shiiit!  It’s such a nice night out.  Oh, what’s that a whiskey sour?  Yeah that’s going to give you a hangover.  I would’ve gone with something with a clear liquor—not as many toxins.  
Such a nice night out.  Man, 9/11, what was that shit [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Myspace Whore</title>
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Wow!  Another friend request from a random guy!  I know I have 1,952,318 friends, but I have a feeling this guy is the one.  He clearly asked to be my friend because of my personality and not the bikini picture where I’m sucking on a Popsicle and you can see part [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Middle-Aged Mom Who Dresses Like Teen Daughter</title>
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I’m just gonna put this right out there for ya: I’m a M.I.L.F.  I see the way my daughter’s boyfriends look at me.  Yep, still got it.  
I’ve managed to go from being the whore in high school to a respectable single parent holding down a job and a mortgage. Sure I [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Theater Dick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  Yeah, I’ll answer my cell phone while I’m in a movie theater.  Come on, man, that’s clichéd.  Talking on the phone is the standard sign that you’re a movie theater dick.  I’ve done it and I’m proud of that.  I’m special and no one’s going to tell me to be [...] ]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Culture “Expert”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  When Entertainment Tonight, Extra!, or Access Hollywood need a go-to celebrity ass kisser, I’m the one they call.  I’m an expert on all things pop culture.  Why do we need experts to cover things that anyone with a television and half a brain can figure out on their own?  That’s the [...] ]]></description>
		<link>http://contemptster.com/contemptster-blogs/pop-culture-%e2%80%9cexpert%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<title>Militant Non-smoker</title>
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I hate smoking, smokers, and smoke.  If you smoke around me I will give you a dirty look and perhaps a snarky comment or fake cough.  Smoking is gross and you’re gross for smoking.  I don’t smoke and you shouldn’t either and if you can’t make that choice for yourself I [...] ]]></description>
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