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  1. Fashion Label Whore
    4 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  2. False Advertising Chick
    3 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  3. Dick Bartender
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  4. Ugly Stripper
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  5. Fat Woman in Tight Clothes
    1430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 10
  6. Excessive Cubicle Decorator
    9 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 10
  7. White Chicks and Gang Signs
    2 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 10
  8. Inconsiderate Umbrella Walker
    10 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  9. Guy Who has to Point Out that You’ve Put on Weight
    5 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  10. Pseudo Punk
    20 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 10
  11. Myspace Whore
    31 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 10
  12. Poseur
    12 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  13. Scary Sexer
    4 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  14. Guy Who Drives a Car with a Booming Sound System
    9 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 10
  15. The Bitchy to Girls Bitch
    11 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 10
  16. Public Nail Clipper
    16 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  17. Boss Who Pretends to be One of the Guys
    9 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  18. Stop and Chat
    7 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  19. Under-Enthusiastic Lover
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  20. Split the Check Jerk
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  21. Asshole Cop*
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  22. Destination Wedding Couple
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  23. Sexist, Condescending Office Prick
    1 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  24. Sport Hunter
    7 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 10
  25. Karate Guy
    6 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 10

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    Poseur

    April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster

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    Yo, yo, yo! Where my dogs? Just got pimped the fuck out at Marc Ekko, kid. I’ll line that up with my Fubu, gear, knowm sayn’? Gettin’ chingy this weekend, dog. I gots my grills, full platinum and ice rockin’ those shits. We gonna be popin’ Cristal and the Goose will be flowin’ like my rhymes do when I gets a phat beat.

    Sucks though, Sunday I gots to head up to Westchester for family dinner with my pops and my moms. Probably be getting the usual “Blain, where’s your direction in life?” or some shits. My brother just made another milly on an IPO and shit and moms thinks it’s time for me to “take things seriously.” I hate my home. My true home is DA CLUB, yo.

    Interests: Slang, The Dirty South, Paul Wall (My Hero), Eminem before he sold out, Grey Goose, Grillz, wearing my Yankee cap “just so”

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