Poseur
April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster 
Yo, yo, yo! Where my dogs? Just got pimped the fuck out at Marc Ekko, kid. I’ll line that up with my Fubu, gear, knowm sayn’? Gettin’ chingy this weekend, dog. I gots my grills, full platinum and ice rockin’ those shits. We gonna be popin’ Cristal and the Goose will be flowin’ like my rhymes do when I gets a phat beat.
Sucks though, Sunday I gots to head up to Westchester for family dinner with my pops and my moms. Probably be getting the usual “Blain, where’s your direction in life?” or some shits. My brother just made another milly on an IPO and shit and moms thinks it’s time for me to “take things seriously.” I hate my home. My true home is DA CLUB, yo.
Interests: Slang, The Dirty South, Paul Wall (My Hero), Eminem before he sold out, Grey Goose, Grillz, wearing my Yankee cap “just so”
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