Breaking Down Access Hollywood’s Breaking Down of Britney Spears’ Post-Breakdown Comeback (Whew)

May 4th, 2007 . by contemptster

So by now all of you have heard about Britney Spears’ comeback “performance” but did you see the Access Hollywood report on it? Oh, it’s fantastic. Three points on their story.

Paparazzi Are Scum
Paparazzi are scum and you get to see some paparazzi get messed up in this video. Always a treat.

Nick Friedman, Producer/Tool Bag
The best part is when Billy Bush throws to Access Hollywood Producer, Nick Friedman, (the 1:10 mark) who was in the audience. The music gets all dramatic, the video goes slow motion, and Nick talks about how everyone was saddened by Britney lip syncing her performance. It’s hilarious; they’re treating it with the same reverence most would save for the death of a head of state.

A few quotes from Nick: “People were pretty amp’ed…once the set started people were just kinda sitting there saying, ‘wow’.”

And then there’s this jewel: “You could tell she wasn’t even trying, like, to sing.”

Well said Nick, you’re proof that Producer requirements at Access Hollywood are rigorous; a pulse.

Also, Nick, are you really surprised that Britney was lip syncing? I’d say she’s lip synced roughly 100% - 100% of her concerts in her career. You know how I know this? Because most people who can sing DON”T SOUND LIKE A COMPUTER! She a studio singer Nick! She can’t sing!

And Nick, you look like you’re in your late twenties early thirties, a word of advice: time to stop going to Britney Spears concerts. People might start to think you’re weird.

Billy Bush
Our next President? Here’s the report: