Bad Driver

April 1st, 2007 . by contemptster

Honk all you want, motherfuckers! The left lane’s all mine and this machine ain’t breakin’ 55 miles per hour. Passing lane, shmassing lane. That’s right. Shmassing lane. I’m doing the speed limit so back off, jerks.

What’s your hurry anyway? Watch this. I’m gonna keep my left blinker on for ten minutes straight and then suddenly slam my brakes and turn right. That’s how I roll.

I see you cursing me out and flailing your arms in my rearview. I’m not blind… although I enjoy driving like I am. Just remember, your hate only makes me stronger… and slower.

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