Welcome to Contemptster.com! How in the hell did you find us? Actually that’s not important. The important thing is that you made it here, but now what do you do?
First let us explain what Contemptster.com is. It’s the site for those pet peeves that make your skin crawl. It’s the place to berate those people who piss you off and make you think the world is degenerating into a vapid cesspool of assholery. Simply put, Contemptster.com is the preeminent website for all things annoying. But don’t take our word for it. Just ask New York Magazine or the Fuse Channel (see below video).
One of our specialties here is our first person confession style profiles of all jerks who make life that much harder. From bad drivers, to movie theater dicks, to rude waiters, to people who clip their nails in public, we have them all cateloged for your convenience complete with photos or videos of the offenders. At the bottom of each profile feel free to comment or vote on our Contempt-o-meter. A higher voting average pushes that particular profile into the Top 25 Jerks list.
Keeping track of all that douchebagery sounds like a monumental task, right? I mean, there are a lot of assholes out there. That’s why we need your help. Do you have the quintessential photo, video, or anecdote about a jerk you’ve encountered? Submit it to us or just let your opinions be heard in our comments section. If you see a glaring omission on our list, tell us what we’re missing.
Do you have a funny story about a run in with an asshole, douchebag or jerk? Send in your agonizing tales of fingernail shrapnel landing in your lap while riding the subway, or about that guy you have no interest in who always stops by your cubicle to talk and talk and talk. If we like it (and we really have no standards what-so-ever) perhaps we’ll shoot a reenactment of it, or make a profile out of it or otherwise use your idea. We love user submissions because it means less work for us so send them in!
As an added bonus, if you submit a story, photo, video, or comment we will personally link the shit out of your site or blog or give you a shout out how ever you like.
That’s what you can do. Here’s what we have for you:
-Tons of laugh out loud jerk profiles to peruse through, with new ones added every week!
-User-friendly features like “Contemptster’s All Expense Paid Trip to the Sun,” “Caption This,” “What’s Right with this Picture?”, “Ask Contempty” and more!
-Lots of stuff to vote on because we know America loves to vote. Solid numbers, West Virginia!
-Coming soon will be a Contemptster.com Store so you can buy shirts, bumper stickers and other contempt-driven paraphernalia! Show those jerks your contempt for them before they have a chance to screw ya!
-Last, but not least, an hilarious daily blog for your reading pleasure documenting the best contempt in the blogosphere, featuring funny guest authors, and general thoughts from us here at Contemptster.com!
That pretty much covers it. Enjoy Contemptster.com. Exposing jerks is our passion.