Heidi Klum: Singing Sensation

December 21st, 2007 . by contemptster

heidi Contemptster is coming back full force in the New Year with new segments, new jerks to make fun of, and new interactive internet insanity A.K.A polls. After Christmas, on say Thursday, we’ll get the blog kicked back up and running with some “end of the year cliché list bullshit”. Until then, bask in the warming glow of one of Planet Earth’s great talents: Heidi Klum.

Not only does Heidi have the talent of being born with great genes, but she also possesses the skill of using those great genes to marry a successful pop star. This allows her to awkwardly hire his song writing friends and use his home studio to take advantage of her other “talent”: “singing”.

Only David Hasselhoff could be more embarrassing to Germany’s musical tastes than the following Christmas song performed by Heidi Klum. Sorry, I shouldn’t be so negative around this time of year. Even though Heidi’s voice could probably cut the fog much better than Rudolph’s nose I’ll end with a compliment. She does have some fabulous tits. Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!