Play Meat

June 12th, 2007 . by contemptster

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The gap between rich and poor is growing as fast as our economy and nothing foresees this disparity narrowing. CEO salaries are skyrocketing into nine figure platinum and diamond studded parachutes. Tax breaks for the wealthy have left the middle class to shoulder the load, even as wages stagnate and benefits disappear. Pensions? Not economically viable in the age of the global work force and unions have been asked to give them up in recent collective bargaining efforts. Health plans are at risk too. The richest one percent owns 40 percent of all property in this country as 36 million people, 13 million of which are children, live below the poverty line.

It’s times like these when I thank god for the $70 “Sweet Meats” stuffed meat set. Everyone knows that well designed play foods are all the rage, but wooden fruit sets and toy sushi are so ’06. Now meat’s on the menu! Step up to the butcher’s block and supply your spoiled kids with the feeling of working a blue collar job.
Stuffed Meats