DLUT - Mike Lupica

May 31st, 2007 . by contemptster

Time for the new Contemptster smash hit…no, “Premature Exasperations” isn’t arriving a day early. It’s time for “Dude, Lighten Up Thursday”! Let’s make fun of some sports reporters and their press photos shall we?

This week’s DLUT is the screaming, whining, Napoleon complex-ed, New York Daily News columnist Mike Lupica. When he’s not spazzing out at Bob Ryan and maybe having Jason Whitlock fired, Mr. Lupica writes a self-righteous column for the News. But, his staff photo in the paper isn’t the one that wins him this week’s prize.

Nope, it’s his talent agency photo.

Dude, lighten up.

Wow, Mike, so serious! Do you give lectures at police academies in your spare time? Or teach criminal psychology? No, Mike, you don’t. You write about sports for a living, and have made, I’m sure, a nice chunk of change. It’s entertainment, Mike, not Afghanistan. How about a smile? Or at least a look that doesn’t show disdain for your audience. Maybe just go with the laser background next time.

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