A Stroll Through the Park
April 25th, 2007 . by contemptsterI’ve been working late all week, the weather has been beautiful, and I haven’t had a lot of interaction with people in public settings, so my personal Contempt-o-Meter is running at about a three. I just don’t have much contempt at the moment. Other than working late and the guy who disconnected my internet while I was uploading something, this as been a pretty good week I’m not scared to say, although, it is only ambiguously gay Wednesday.
I was going to write about Fall Out Boy’s new downtown Emo bar, and was saving it for today, but Gawker beat me to it yesterday. What can you do, those dudes are like meth addicts in the Midwest, they’re everywhere. Plus, they have about 18 editors at this point, so they’ll beat you to a post more times than not.
During my research for the Fall Out Boy post I found this online petition about how Fall Out Boy sucks. It’s pretty old, but take a look at the third name down: Kasey. That wouldn’t be our Kasey would it? She definitely has the anger to sign an online “Fall Out Boy Sucks” petition, that’s for sure.
Enough of me, let’s marvel at these photos sent in by Jaime
“Collars Up, brah!”
“Let’s totally wear this on Nantucket!”
“I love you.”


“Why would you rather sit and relax with your own thoughts instead of listening to me struggle through Blind Melon’s No Rain?”









(3 votes, average: 9.33 out of 10)
im totally taking a cache of my sons shittiest diapers and dispersing them throughout “Angels and Kings” once it opens. and can Pete Wentz get his own contempster profile? I want him to go die under the williamsburg bridge, alone.
also, that 3rd photo, wow.
is this the result of a one night stand between orlando bloom and the lead singer of elastica? dude, what are you, nine? put your shirt on , get the fuck out of the sun and go back home. your dad is looking for the stubble you shaved off of him and glued to your face and mom wants her weave back.
Pete Wentz sucks balls.