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  1. Fashion Label Whore
    4 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 104 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  2. False Advertising Chick
    3 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 103 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  3. Dick Bartender
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  4. Ugly Stripper
    1 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 101 votes, average: 10 out of 10
  5. Fat Woman in Tight Clothes
    1430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 101430 votes, average: 9.9 out of 10
  6. Excessive Cubicle Decorator
    9 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 109 votes, average: 9.89 out of 10
  7. White Chicks and Gang Signs
    2 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 102 votes, average: 9.5 out of 10
  8. Inconsiderate Umbrella Walker
    10 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 1010 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  9. Guy Who has to Point Out that You’ve Put on Weight
    5 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 105 votes, average: 9.4 out of 10
  10. Pseudo Punk
    20 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 1020 votes, average: 9.35 out of 10
  11. Myspace Whore
    31 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 1031 votes, average: 9.32 out of 10
  12. Poseur
    12 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 1012 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  13. Scary Sexer
    4 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 104 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10
  14. Guy Who Drives a Car with a Booming Sound System
    9 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 109 votes, average: 9.22 out of 10
  15. The Bitchy to Girls Bitch
    11 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 1011 votes, average: 9.18 out of 10
  16. Public Nail Clipper
    16 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 1016 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  17. Boss Who Pretends to be One of the Guys
    9 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 109 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  18. Stop and Chat
    7 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 107 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  19. Under-Enthusiastic Lover
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  20. Split the Check Jerk
    4 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 104 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  21. Asshole Cop*
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  22. Destination Wedding Couple
    2 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 102 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  23. Sexist, Condescending Office Prick
    1 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 101 votes, average: 9 out of 10
  24. Sport Hunter
    7 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 107 votes, average: 8.86 out of 10
  25. Karate Guy
    6 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 106 votes, average: 8.83 out of 10

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    It’s been one year since we launched this site, but finally it pays dividends. We have agreed to write a book. Thank you, Little Brown. So it took a full year as opposed to a few months like some other blogs. Big deal. Our site’s not as good, but please don’t tell that to our publisher.

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    Fashion Label Whore

    “You look fabulous! Who are you wearing?”

    “Well, the top is Calvin. I just love Calvin. The sunglasses are brand new Marc Jacobs. The capris I picked up at Dolce and the boots from Prada. They’re gorgeous and I just had to have them. This bag, of course, is Louis. Oh, and this is a scarf I found at a flea Market while vacating in Paris.

    “The pretentiousness? That I was born with.”

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    Contempty says: If you think that the initials on your sunglasses or purse somehow make you a better person, you are sadly mistaken. In fact (and this is going to come as a huge surprise to you), your dependence on designer fashion labels is like a giant neon sign pointing out all your insecurities and self-esteem issues.

    Everyone can see your pre-teen chubbiness written all over that oversized Louis Vitton purse. And that cute guy who rejected you in high school because you found out he said your nose was too big… yeah, we know about him and how your D&G sunglasses help you to forget that it ever happened, like some kind of designer lobotomy. And clear as day, we can all see your desire to be the center of attention despite the fact that you have no personality or any other qualities that would otherwise make you stand out in a crowd.

    So the next time you want to show off that expensive new designer piece of shit you’ll be paying interest on for the next four years, remember: we know who you really are.

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    Party Buzzkill

    Dude, this rooftop bar is tha-shiiit! It’s such a nice night out. Oh, what’s that a whiskey sour? Yeah that’s going to give you a hangover. I would’ve gone with something with a clear liquor—not as many toxins.

    Such a nice night out. Man, 9/11, what was that shit about? I remember I saw the towers fall. That shit was crazy. Man, could it be any nicer out? Twin towers, saw that shit from a rooftop not too much unlike this one. Oooh looks like you got a stain there. Again, should’ve gone with something lighter than that whiskey.

    This is fun. Who do you know here? Oh you went to college with that girl? Nice, nice. Yeah college was a blast, right? I remember smokin’ bomb kush back in the day and just getting fucked up! Speaking of bomb, what’s with all of these kids killing each other in college now? Fucked up shit, man. Back in my day kids would never just go in and shoot other kids with guns, I mean maybe a fist fight, BAM BAM, but never would get guns involved. All of that senseless bloodshed, man, really makes you think. PAR-TAY!

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    Myspace Whore

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    Wow! Another friend request from a random guy! I know I have 1,952,318 friends, but I have a feeling this guy is the one. He clearly asked to be my friend because of my personality and not the bikini picture where I’m sucking on a Popsicle and you can see part of my nipple.

    When I was younger I wasn’t very popular. The kids all called me Fatty Flatty Pig Snout. Of course that’s all changed since the stomach staples, fake boobs and nose job.

    For some reason most girls don’t want to be friends with me, but that’s probably cause they’re jealous bitches. LOL!!! Whatev! All I know is 1,952,318 horny guidos can’t be wrong!

    Hobbies/Diseases: Modeling, singing, herpes, cutting, carpel tunnel syndrome, dancing, shopping and TMJ disorder.

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    Middle-Aged Mom Who Dresses Like Teen Daughter

    I’m just gonna put this right out there for ya: I’m a M.I.L.F. I see the way my daughter’s boyfriends look at me. Yep, still got it.

    I’ve managed to go from being the whore in high school to a respectable single parent holding down a job and a mortgage. Sure I play it straight from 9 to 5, but the second I get home or go to the supermarket or pick Ashli up from school, I like to unleash my sexy side. All it takes is rummaging for a few minutes in her drawers to find out what’s “in.” And if she can pull it off, so can I because I made her. The only difference between Ashli’s 17-year-old, perky, flawless body and my stretch marks, razor burn, bleached mustache and tree trunk legs is one word: experience.

    One day, her best years will be behind her and she’ll wake up and realize that not even total whores can compete anymore. That’s when you gotta up the ante and emulate your daughter in order to glean an iota of self-esteem.

    Personal Motto: You don’t know me! I look goooood!

    Hobbies: Creating Myspace pages and adding my daughter’s friends as my friends, hot flashes, using household appliances in ways they weren’t intended to be used, trying to book myself on daytime talk shows, sending semi-nude photos to school administrators

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